some predictions for the year 2080

*George Bush XII will be elected President of the United States with 11% of the popular vote and the help of George Bush XI's "red states are worth triple law."

*The Palestinians will help broker a cease fire between Utah and California as tensions flare between the world's 2 super religions, Mormonism and Scientology.

*Brazil will slow down production of bananas, thus raising the cost of fuel for people's rockets. Especially upset are SUV rocket owners.

*Dick Clark will once again have his head cryogenetically unfrozen and dropped in Times Square to ring in the new year.

*Mexico will grant amnesty to all Americans currently living in Mexico, but will step up border security.

*The number one broadcast network will be YouTube.

*The PDA eyeball will be a popular L. Ron Hubard Day present.

*Black tar Heroin will be made legal for "medical" use when it is discovered that it cures mild indigestion and is no worse for you then margarine.

*The United States Exxon/Coca-Cola Congress will pass the "no corporation left behind" statute to help less fortunate corporations who can only profit at a 3rd world level.

*Maddox Jolie-Pitt will be elected head of the United Nations.

*A United States little leaguer will be disqualified at the Little League world series when suspicion of his size 13 hat uncovers a doping scandal.

*A Dominican little league baseball player will be disqualified when it is discovered that he Albert Puljols.

*A Chinese little league baseball player will be disqualified when it is discovered that he is a robot.

*The Chicago Cubs will be one out from winning the World Series when a freak hurricane will kill 15 of their players causing them to forfit.

*People will reminisce about the simpler times at the turn of the millenium when as they remember it, there was good tv, politicians were honest, housing prices were fair, girls dressed respectably, and everybody got along.

Scot